Boredom's driving me crazy, think I'll cut my hair
I'm just a lazy man falling in love again
With too much time to spare
Now I've got nothing to sell you
Takes me hours to say there's nothing to tell you
And when you don't call at all
You show me how well you know me now
Monday mornin', it's all I could bear
Just Monday seemed 7 days long last week
And this one's only halfway there
Now noontime crawls past Tuesday
And Wednesday only gently abused me
We'll just slide on through, you know
The rest don't get me now
Send me no love, yes I know I'm cold
But the last young lady to lean in here, made me feel so old
Chased her all day 'till she lost me
So don't think I don't know that it cost me
To be a young man and suffer
Like a broken clown (down?) lover now
Yes it's crazy, cut my hair, I'm such a lazy man
Lazy, man, lazy man, fall in love again with
Too much time to spare
Now noontime crawls past Tuesday
And Wednesday only greatly abused me
We'll just slide on through, we'll just slide on through
We'll just slide on through